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Daily Mail, January 2003
The big freeze is here. And while at first we may love the look of
snow-covered fields, frost on hedges, and ice coating the rivers and
canals, the beauty of snow-covered countryside soon begins to fade when we
realise that everything has come to a standstill. Cancelled public transport, frosted windscreens, slippery frozen pavements, and burst water
pipes soon have us wishing for a less seasonal spell.
But science can offer plenty of practical advice to help us through this
trying time. So here are my ten top scientific tips to overcome the winter
blues.
1. Bird Bath
Everyone likes to see birds outside the window drinking from a
thoughtfully-provided bird bath, but in this season the bird is more likely
to hit the frozen surface of the bath, skid across the ice and disappear
off the other side.
Until recently the RSPB recommended filling the bath initially with hot
water. Then someone pointed out that hot water often freezes more quickly
than cold water.
This amazing fact was known to Aristotle, but was lost to science until it
was rediscovered by a Tanzanian schoolboy in 1969. His name was Mpemba, and
the effect is now named in his honour.
Physicists have spent the last thirty years trying to explain the Mpemba
effect, but still haven't reached a complete consensus on its origins. That
doesn't stop us from using it to help our friends the birds, though.
By filling your bird bath with cold water, rather than hot water, the onset
of freezing is likely to be considerably delayed.
(We can also use the Mpemba effect to help ourselves. Next time you run out
of ice and feel like a gin and tonic, put hot water into the ice cube maker
rather than cold water. The ice will be ready much more quickly, and you
will be able to enjoy your drink sooner.)
2. Alcoholic Answer
Another way to help birds enjoy a winter drink is to stop the water in your
bird bath from freezing in the first place. The process is called freezing
point depression, a scientific term which perfectly reflects the mood of
the season.
Just about anything that will dissolve in water makes it harder to freeze,
but one of the best materials is alcohol.
Ethylene glycol, the principal component of car radiator anti-freeze, is an
alcohol.
nfortunately it is a rather poisonous one, definitely not to be
recommended for addition to bird baths (although some people have done just
that, with fatal results for the birds).
Far better to use ordinary alcohol. This may not be too good for the birds
either, but it is the cat's whiskers when it comes to releasing a frozen
car lock. Just pour a capful of gin or vodka over the recalcitrant lock,
and you are away.
For birds, the best bet is probably sugar. A kilogramme added to each litre
of water will take the freezing point to below minus five degrees C. Use fruit sugars, such
as fructose, if you can, as it's better for their digestion.
3. Walking On Ice
The salt that grit trucks pour onto the roads acts as an antifreeze,
causing the snow and ice to melt. It also helps to have tyres with a really
effective grip, and the same principle can be applied to pedestrians.
Wear shoes with soles that have a ripple tread, and in severe conditions
carry a small bag of salt. Don't sprinkle it around willy-nilly, though.
Occasionally, pour a little pile down in front of you and tread in it
firmly, trapping the salt in the ripples of the soles so that it has an
effect over a number of steps.
4. The Perfect Snowball
Another way to melt snow or ice is to apply pressure. Part of the reason
why skates work is because of the pressure they apply to the ice, which
melts to produce a thin film of water over which the skate glides.
The same principle can be applied when it comes to making snowballs that
will stay firmly together as they speed through the air. It's easier to
produce high pressures by focussing the applied force on a small area, so
make a number of miniature snowballs first and the squeeze these together
to produce one large, and very effective, final product.
5. Snowflake Secrets
And if you do find yourself the victim of a snowball attack, you can always
fight back with some impressive scientific facts. Did you know, for
example, that snowflakes emit a high-pitched scream when they land on
water? The noise comes from trapped air bubbles vibrating spontaneously at
200,000 times a second. Following the 1931 publication of a book of 2,500
photographs, it was asserted that no two snowflakes are the same. However,
in 1988 an American meteorologist discovered two flakes that appeared to be
exactly the same shape.
6. Stay Ahead of the Cold
Insulation is another key factor in winter comfort. We lose some 30% of our
body heat through our heads, so wrap them up well in wool or some other
insulating material. If you want to make a fashion statement, try making a
balaclava out of bubble wrap. This is an effective insulator because of the
stagnant pool of air inside each bubble.
7. (Bubble) Wrap Up!
Heads aren't the only things that need insulating. Outdoor pipes are
particularly vulnerable because of the peculiar, and very irritating,
property of water that it expands as it freezes.
This is why ice floats on the surface of water - because it has expanded,
it is less dense. That's great news for the fish, because ice is a great
insulator and the water underneath remains liquid so that the fish can
still swim.
It's very bad news for water pipes, though, so wrap them up warm. Just
about anything will do - cloth, bubble wrap, even old leaves from the
garden. Just use something.
When thinking of insulation, don't forget the plants, where the expansion
of water on freezing is a real killer, because it bursts the plant cells
that hold it. Again, the secret is to insulate the plant securely (bubble
wrap, again, is ideal) so that the small amount of heat that the plant
produces as it slowly respires is held in and prevents the plant from
freezing.
8. Keep Moving
Our own body heat is our best ally when facing the rigours of winter. We
can generate more of it by vigorous movement, just so long as it isn't
carried away by the resulting air movement. Again, the secret is
insulation. Keep the heat in; don't waste it.
9. Keeping Your Coffee Hot
Your body isn't the only thing that you want to keep warm in winter. What about your cup of freshly poured coffee? Should you add the milk immediately, or will the coffee stay hotter if you wait to add the milk until you are just ready to drink it?
The unambiguous scientific answer is to add the milk immediately, because the coffee will then lose heat to the air more slowly, since it is closer to the temperature of that air. It also helps to give the coffee a stir to remove the patches that appear when you first add the milk. These are called Bernard cells, which are spontaneously produced vortices that arise when cold and hot liquids are imperfectly mixed. Stirring removes them and makes the temperature more even.
10. That Bloated Feeling
Winter is a time when we all tend to over-eat. My excuse is that I need the energy, but I still end up with that bloated feeling, caused by gases that are released when intestinal bacteria get to work on the food that I have ingested.
The socially unacceptable results can be concealed by wearing underpants that contain a charcoal-impregnated filter that absorbs the gases (believe it or not, these are actually available commercially!). Better still is to use an old Australian bushman's trick, and chew on a bit of charcoal from the wood fire. This absorbs the gas as it is formed. If you're fussy, you can buy charcoal tablets that perform the same function. Either way, that bloated feeling will be a thing of the past.
P.S. Finally, and if all else fails, you can use your freezer for a little
happiness - the ultimate summer desert, champagne jelly!
Pour a little champagne into a saucepan, and warm it to blood heat (put the
rest in the refrigerator to cool). Dissolve into the pan the contents of
packet of jelly (enough to make a pint) and allow to cool with frequent
stirring.
Distribute the resulting liquid between six champagne glasses, and top each
one up with cold champagne, stirring carefully with a very cold spoon that
has been kept in the freezer.
This should leave enough champagne in the bottle for an extra glass to
drink while you put the jellies in the refrigerator to set, which may take
6-8 hours. If you've done the job properly, they will come out full of fizz
and bubble.
Why am I telling you this now? Because you may as well start practising. At
the very least, the rigours of winter will seem far less formidable.
© This article is copyright Len Fisher. Please email Len Fisher to seek permission to reproduce part or all of the above article.
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